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A spaceman, that's what they say I am.

Age 33, Male

I'm an Octopus.

Joined on 9/10/04

Level:
24
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6.57 votes
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Pvt. First Class
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B/P Bonus:
20%
Whistle:
Gold
Medals:
10

Purpin's News

Posted by Purpin - May 21st, 2008


Today was my last day of high school, discuss.

Also, new level.

Class of 08


Posted by Purpin - May 4th, 2008


If you want me to make you a sig/header/etc,

Request it here.

In other news: Target of ten comments reached.

Requests


Posted by Purpin - February 6th, 2008


Update: Guess what, Pokemon is back! WOOOOOOO!

If you're not on here, odds are you're more than 3. If I am wrong in this inference, tell me promptly.

<3:
MONNY-Me and this cat go way back.
MCDIGIT-Sexy turk.
GRADE-ZERO-Master of spam. Solrock, Bagon, Rayquaza, Drifblim, Pidgeotto, Porygon Z. Pokemon Expert.
LOLZILLA-FUCKING HAWT.
SARCASM-When's he not being serious? Always. Also, weedle.
DONKEY-The one and only postfag.
KEMCAB-He likes to party.
HYBRIDOFSOULS-Kyogre, Tyranitar, Castform, Dustox, Metang Pokemon Expert.
TEHRETARD-Fucking BFF.
DUFFI-Apparently, it's D-oo-fi.
DUSTINTHEWIND-All we are is dust in the wind.
REDCOIN-Awesome sig. Poliwhirl, Feebas.
TEA-I'll take a jar.
ARCH-He's got codes.
MINUSNICK-We talk in PMs.
GAYFORGIRLS-He's gay, for girls.
CITRICSQUID-He works hard for the money!
ZELD-Has handsome lulz.
JAKE-Darkrai, Toxicroak, Spiritomb, Shaymin Pokemon Expert.
GOONIE-Truffle Shuffle!
G0T-69.
SMULSE-There was this one time, when he thought I was cool.
BOLO-A critic.
KYOTHINE-Loves Yoshi777777.
LOST-WISDOM-His addition was needed.
IBHENOWFLEE-Likes Blastoise.
EGGYS-Quite the zelda fan.
ABUCLATTER-Why am he not up here?
NIKENICK-Feraligatr. Shares the same birthday as me.
SKAT0R-Used to show me pr0nz every single day.
XXCOSTELLOXX-Come here three times.
CUTEANDFUZZY-Cocks, balls, and tits.
FLAWS-Doesn't hate me.
KILLERJEFF-Hardcore.
GLUE-SNIFFER-Pikachu.
ADIO-ELEMENT-Metapod.
LAZYYMITCH-A/S/L?
CHRISTMASRAPTOR-2, Togetic.

Honorable Mentions:
K0X-He tries.
PISS-Nice name.

Who's that Pokemon?
BRB


Posted by Purpin - January 17th, 2008


Bathroom.

BRB


Posted by Purpin - November 1st, 2007


I have a computer, do you?

UPDATE: Due to alot of you not having computers, I've decided to start a fundraiser for you guys.

Total money donated: $0.00 (Everyone)
Items donated: 1 Flabergasted Mouse (LOLZILLA)
Empty Beer bottles, and porn mags (THEJamkoke)
1 horrible attempt at insulting me (hardyboyz1)
1 NG user (Alcohol1)
1 semen stained picture of a woodchuck (KemCab)
1 free user page look, I used it on accident though.(AcidSoldier)
Pictures of senior-twinki's dick (senior-twinki)
1 dick (Sarcasm)
1 unwitty, unfunny offer (CuteAndFuzzy)
1 sister, available for "mac"ing. (jokerscard)
1 Lampshade (Kazic5000)

computers


Posted by Purpin - September 24th, 2007



Posted by Purpin - September 1st, 2007


"See you guys in 3 days"

This is the offical, I've been banned news post. This was decided by myself and GayForGirls, and no one can really decide it's not. So post here you shits.

As for things to do while banned:
Attend the best forum on the planet. (This is a link)
Contribute to Wikigrounds (Wikipedia of NG)
You could always jerk it
Watch porn (Can be coupled with jerking it for twice the fun)
Raise your B/P pointage
Chat up some E-babes
Chat up some E-lads
Play video games
Go Outside

As for any other needed additions to this list, please let me know.

Official Ban Post