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Posted by Purpin - September 1st, 2007

"See you guys in 3 days"

This is the offical, I've been banned news post. This was decided by myself and GayForGirls, and no one can really decide it's not. So post here you shits.

As for things to do while banned:
Attend the best forum on the planet. (This is a link)
Contribute to Wikigrounds (Wikipedia of NG)
You could always jerk it
Watch porn (Can be coupled with jerking it for twice the fun)
Raise your B/P pointage
Chat up some E-babes
Chat up some E-lads
Play video games
Go Outside
As for any other needed additions to this list, please let me know.

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Soupcat 2007-09-01 19:35:56

Let's make this a blog for everyone who gets banned.
With ideas what to do during your ban time.

I propose push ups and thinking about your girlfriend, and how you're going to do her good when you get out of ban.

Oh, or you could just PM with some people.
That's what I did, PM'd with the Mod who banned me. Sfun

Purpin 2007-09-01 19:35:56

I'm down.

I PM'd BBR, but he hasn't hit me back yet. As for things to do.

1. Myspace
2. B/P points
3. Jerk it
4. Girls

Soupcat 2007-09-01 19:57:46

Fuck myspace.
yes
hell yes

I meant in the e-life. What would one do when banned and doesn't want to go outside.

If you meant e-girls. Oh fuck yeah.

Purpin 2007-09-01 19:57:46

You know I did. ;)

lol
I love myspace.

LordZeebmork 2007-09-01 22:47:56

Why is "Rape him." a banned phrase?

WHY?!?!?!

This will destroy the BBS!

Purpin 2007-09-01 22:47:56

I don't know, first they take our rape away, then they'll take our yiff.

Soupcat 2007-09-04 13:31:54

People started using "Rape him/her/it" as a +1 post count.

Same as "Your mother" references, and that it isn't funny anymore.

Also, some mods are Yiffs....so, I highly doubt it'll be bannable.

I BET ZEROK IS A YIFF LOLOLOL

Purpin 2007-09-04 13:31:54

I know, I just thought it'd be funny, and also, I love you so much it's unreal.

TwilightFox 2007-09-04 17:26:05

I got banned for 3 days for posting in a spam topic (Topic Killers). I just have 2 days left before the ban is lifted. Yes, it really sucks, I know, but at least that means more time on Bioshock! :3

Purpin 2007-09-04 17:26:05

Way to go. I got my b/p points up by about 100 during my ban.

Soupcat 2007-09-04 17:31:23

A<a href="http://www...I">www...I</a> love you too.

But only because your name rhymes with "jerkin mah gurkin"

PURPIN IS JERKIN MAH GURKIN.

I don't know why, but this is fucking funny >:(
Better laugh biatches. ^^

Purpin 2007-09-04 17:31:23

Why was there a link in that?

I say jerkin' alot.

Scenario:
Friend: What you been doing?
Me: Jerkin' it

Soupcat 2007-09-04 18:57:57

I honestly have no idea...all I know is that IMMA JERKIN IT!

Purpin 2007-09-04 18:57:57

HELL TO THE YIZZEAH!

BlueZombieClock 2007-09-05 17:50:38

I posted that loads this week, no ban for me.

Purpin 2007-09-05 17:50:38

They may come later, if not, I commend you.

BigFuzzyKitten 2007-09-06 20:17:26

16 days for calling a bunch of homophobes in the politics forum "rednecks"

But fuck the BBS. I usually spam until I get banned when I'm bored. Loling at the retarded, overstrict yet inefficient system the whole time.

Purpin 2007-09-06 20:17:26

lmao
16 days seems a bit much for that.

Sarcasm 2007-09-06 20:41:02

Asdf. I'm banned. I'm posting here. K.

Purpin 2007-09-06 20:41:02

What did you get banned for? I saw you posting today, didn't see anything wrong.

Sarcasm 2007-09-06 21:00:16

Posting in a spam thread.

It's only for a day, though. I'll be back to my trolling soon enough. :D

Purpin 2007-09-06 21:00:16

Yay, we can only hope.

Truth 2007-09-07 14:49:14

Worrying never changed anything.

Purpin 2007-09-07 14:49:14

Yes it did, it can make it worse or better depending on how you handle yourself.

Alcohol1 2007-09-07 15:55:00

let's ban the bans!

Purpin 2007-09-07 15:55:00

Ok, you start.

AwesomeSauce 2007-09-07 23:43:14

I just got banned today for posting in the "ô¿ô why do people say ni-gger?" thread. My post was generally intelligent, but the whole thread was spam, I guess.

I really need to learn to spot spam easier. 3 Days.

Purpin 2007-09-07 23:43:14

lol
I almost posted in that, glad I didn't. See you in 3.

Skybolt-DX 2007-09-08 14:42:27

I once was banned for 5 days for telling a jew to get back in the oven. Don't know which mod it was though....Fucking jews.

Purpin 2007-09-08 14:42:27

:D
:D
:D

Soupcat 2007-09-09 07:38:42

Yay, free ban thread ^^
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/773110/3">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7 73110/3</a>

Let all of us banned ones go and release our rage towards the evil one

Purpin 2007-09-09 07:38:42

I made one, it sucked though. I couldn't think of anything.

Calcos 2007-09-09 08:10:21

I was banned for 30 days recently, and the ban ended a couple of days ago. I played lots of video games.

Purpin 2007-09-09 08:10:21

I missed you.

Sarcasm 2007-09-10 22:00:41

'Nother ban! Oh happy day.

Purpin 2007-09-10 22:00:41

You're on a roll.

Sarcasm 2007-09-14 18:30:36

Speaking of which, I'm banned again.

Purpin 2007-09-14 18:30:36

They can hate you, but they can't stop you.

Sarcasm 2007-09-16 15:46:46

There's another ban.

All of these are from posting in spam threads.

Purpin 2007-09-16 15:46:46

Damn, 3 in like 6 days.

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