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A spaceman, that's what they say I am.

Age 33, Male

I'm an Octopus.

Joined on 9/10/04

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HOW ABOUT I DONATE YOUR MOM

Impossible.

Nothing is impossible.

Everything is.

I'll donate my body.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I would like to also donate the love and protection of ceiling cat.

(If you're confused, visit my page)

Cool peans.

Can I actually donate money? That's all that I have.

Yeah, how much you got?

I still want to donate your mom.

You can't.

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I'm trying to earn myself Turd of the Week

More like turd of the year amirite?

OLOLOLOLO

>:)

$10

Thank you sir.

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Sounds possible..

I give you Richard Dean Anderson's brain inside of an android's body, that man can fix anything.

I don't habeeb it.

I donate the n****rs that live next door. Two, in quantity.

>:X

OBEY YOUR MASTER!
MASTER!

It's a disaster, Skywalker, we're after.

I donate sars.

Racist.

I'd like to donate some dirty laundry, if you're in need of it.

If you're not, go ahead and take a few tires from this school bus.

We have no need for laundry. The tires will do wonderfully though.

awesome teh cookie

WAT

I want to donate a pack of straws and a gaggle of geese!!!

A two item donation? Very generous of you sir.

Sup stud

Not much, you?

A harlequin fetus and one of those plastic thingies they put on the center of pizza.

You've been smoking crack if I had to guess.

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