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Posted by Purpin - November 8th, 2008


Don't drink and drive.

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WITCHCRAFT

STARCRAFT

TO HELL WITH THEM BOTH. We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

Exactly.

I'm doing it anyway.

Damn you.

I drank yesterday.

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HOLY SHIT

No, what happens is that your motor skills drastically decrease in an alarming rate, meaning that you're more likely to crash which will result in either;

- Eternal pain
- Trauma
- Death
- A good ol' laugh

No trust me, you see optical illusions.

I'm drunk... I'm sorry.....

You son of a bitch.

Oedipus.

Penis

peow peow!

WAT

You begin to spell "you" with a "u"?

Apparently so.

I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!

Too bad.

You and me, one on one, school playground, after school!

Let's fight then.

don't drink and drive don't drink and drive don't drive and drunk driver drank drinks and drink to the brink of driving and don't driving and two the drink of briving don't drink and drive with cell phones and Spartans tonight we drive in hell and drink....

That's exactly my point.

HOW CAN YOU LEAD WITH DRAGONITE?! NO ONE LEADS WITH DRAGONITE!!

Actually, I don't lead with him. I usually save him as a last resort. He's my ace in the hole.

HOW CAN YOU EAT ORANGE JUICE?! NO ONE EATS ORANGE JUICE!!

I EAT ORANGE JUICE!

Wow, I've been staring at this for minutes. It's awesome.

Take your time.

But baby, you told me to drink it.

SHUTUP AND DRIVE

Caterpie is a bug type.

Lie.

But who was phone?

Gary was phone.

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