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A spaceman, that's what they say I am.

Age 33, Male

I'm an Octopus.

Joined on 9/10/04

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HAY GUYZ

Posted by Purpin - August 25th, 2008


Purpin's gone for a few days, so I'll be running this fine establishment.

Comment on my amazing establishment-running skills!

Oh, and anything directed at Purpin should be maaaaaade in the previous news post. >:[


Comments

You missed a spam comment.

*notes on customer service questionaire*

This news post will be subsequently deleted if Purpin so chooses.

Also, that comment was two minutes before you commented.

Alright, but then again... Why is he gone? And who are you?

He is off on paid leave. He is expected to return in a few days.

Who am I? We think the question is not who am I, but more of what I represent. I am merely an entity. I exist only as a figment of a larger being. Singularly, I am no one. Collectively I am every one. I am indistinguishable from the group. There is not any one who has complete influence over our actions. I am a combined effort, one that you cannot label with any particular word in this modern lexicon.

All you must know is that we exist, you exist, and Purpin exists. I, we, are merely acting in his stead. Performing to the utmost what I feel to be beneficial for all parties involved.

Do not doubt our judgment.

We are infallible, I am omniscient.

Rude staff...

*notes on customer service questionaire*

Not rude sir, only informative.

You misunderstand.

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

Liar.

Dodging the question, huh? I like you style! Whoever you are, I'm Robot Taco and it's nice to "meet" you!

The feeling is mutual.

Take off your clothes.

I'm a nudist.

Right, I want to speak to your supervisor.

I am my supervisor.

But supervisor is...you are...must be different...CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS-

*explodes*

You are to do that on your own time, not ours.

I am this guy, by the way.

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